Saturday, December 20, 2014

Wit



Per the MacBook Dictionary: a natural aptitude for using words and ideas in a quick and inventive way to create humor.


Per Me: The closest thing to happiness that is actually achievable


Combine this with the ease of remaining stationary and the convenience wearing whatever you do or don’t want to wear while shopping online . . .


and I have almost achieved Nirvana!


Online reviews have saved me from many 3 am purchases. 


Let someone else try out the turnip twaddler before you jump in there.


There are two times this doesn’t hold true.


First, movie reviews are unreliable. Harry Potter? Popular and great. Top Gun? Popular and why? I can’t figure out the formulary. 


Second, native advertising is getting sneakier.


Embedded advertising? Yeah I see you and I’m betting Pepsi is not what is in the cups.



But native advertising?  You’re searching for a new religion. Looking for reviews. 


Well Scientology has a milestone year. Got to read up on that.  


You don’t notice that this is sponsored content and before you know it you’re in league with Tom Cruise.  


Look for that sponsorship button and be careful out there.

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