Monday, December 15, 2014

My Contribution to the War


My contribution to the war . . . 


on Christmas.


I have to start by saying I don’t watch Fox "News" . . . 



because I’m not older than 82, 


yet, 


so I don’t know if there still is a war on Christmas.
Is there? 


Did Christmas win? 


Did Walmart win?


Can we say Happy Holidays without threat of injury?  



I mean threat of injury in a Christ-like . . . 


Christmasy,


Peace on Earth, 



manner.



That kind of threat. 



Here is Megyn of the creatively spelled, pretend I’m an avant-garde, Megan's: 


To give Megyn some credit, her Santa and Jesus are the same old white man who happens to live in Australia.



So you can understand the confusion. 


I would like to present one cultural counter point, 


and yep it’s a retread from last year, 


but oh my, so very, very worth another listen.



Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!
- Ogden Nash

2 comments :

Wendy McPitts said...

I love "6 to 8 Black Men." It doesn't get Christmasier than that!

marchmatron said...

Unless it is Meygan Kelly and 6 to 8 Santa-helping Black Men.