Friday, August 29, 2014

The Teens in Full Rebellion

Oh my dear, have you seen the teens in full rebellion? They are simply lovely this time of year.  

Few things are more satisfying 
than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. 
Doug Larson 

Raising teenagers 
is like nailing Jell-O 
to a tree. 
Every Mother with Teenagers 

Like all parents, 
my husband and I just do the best we can, 
and hold our breath, 
and hope we’ve set aside enough money 
to pay for our kids’ therapy. 
Michelle Pfeiffer

We never really grow up, 
we only learn how to act in public. 
Bryan White

If you want to recapture your youth, 
just cut off his allowance.  
Al Bernstein

The best way to keep children at home 
is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, 
and let the air out of the tires.  
Dorothy Parker

There's nothing wrong with teenagers 
that reasoning with them won't aggravate. 
Bill Cosby

All have their merits, and there are some stunning varieties, but they don't have the breathtaking audacity of one of the unknown greats.   

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