Thursday, March 27, 2014

One swing to rule them all


A few times, years ago, 
I agreed to be bundled up, 
stuck on a bus and taken up to the slopes.  
Skiing is not an accurate term. 
Falling, sliding, rolling . . . all more descriptive and accurate. 


I gave up events that involved 
cold or sogginess or 
requiring an ambulance at the ready



Now, had I known that combining outdoor athletic events
 with Witchcraft 
was an option, 
I think I would have stuck it out a bit longer!


But, really, this is much more my speed. 


“I’m not a Witch; I’m your wife.”  
The Princess Bride

A conversation with the middle kid several years ago: 
“Mom, are you a witch?”
“I guess it depends on who you ask.”

"In the past men created witches; 
now they create mental patients." 
Thomas Szasz 



“I’m not superstitious. 
I’m a witch. 
Witches aren’t superstitious. 
We are what people are superstitious of.” 
Terry Pratchett 


Middle kid conversation continued:  
“If you were a witch, 
that would be awesome because
I would be 
the daughter of a witch.”  
“Is that like a son of a bitch?”  
“Mom, it means I would be part witch and
that would be awesome.” 



“Most books on witchcraft 
will tell you that 
witches work naked. 
This is because most books 
on witchcraft 
were written by men.” 
Neil Gaiman 




Monty Python and The Holy Grail 
Bedemir:  What makes you think she is a witch?
Villager #3:  Well, she turned me into a newt.
Bedemir:  A newt?
Villager #3:  I got better.




“A major difference 
between witches and psychotherapists is that 
witches see the mental health of women
 as having 
important political consequences.” 
Naomi R. Goldenberg



“Alaska is what happens when 
Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, 
buy a place together upstate, 
renounce their sweet tooth
 and turn into health fanatics.” 
Sloane Crosley 


“I’ve always thought 
Prince Charming in Cinderella was the most boring role; 
I’d rather be the Wicked Witch.”
Jude Law 


The Witch-King of Angmar 
aka 
The Lord of the Nazgul 
aka 
The Black Captain 

That's how he rolls!

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