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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Pinterest - Sugar Daddy


(Observation stolen from stand up Sinbad and paraphrased by me.)
 




Men, if you dating someone half your age and she says that she loves you,

what she is really saying is can I have your house?

What you want to do is date someone who recognizes the signs of a stroke

and can get your ass to the hospital.

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