Tuesday, November 5, 2013

10 Quotes, Bovine in Nature

 “I could dance with you till the cows come home.
Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx
“As for butter versus margarine,
I trust cows more than chemists.”  Joan Gussow
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth,
with a top speed of 120 feet per second,
is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”  Dave Barry
“Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool
in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.”  Elbert Hubbard
 “I don't want any vegetables, thank you.
I paid for the cow to eat them for me.” Doug Coupland
 “I never said all actors are cattle;
what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.” Alfred Hitchcock
 “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting a bull not to charge you because you are a vegetarian” Dennis Wholey
“Useless as tits on a bull.”
 "There comes a time in the affairs of man
when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation." W. C. Fields  
“Right now I have a milk mustache.
I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.” Jarod Kintz

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