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Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Games




I am pretty sure I would be the first to die in ANY athletic event.  The Biathlon? Snow outside means I will be staying inside, but thank you for asking. Oh wait! It involves skiing AND a rifle? Oh then count me in because slipping in the snow with a firearm sounds like a great idea.

 


Buzkashi? Well, it is an honor to be asked, especially considering women can’t play.  However, on general terms I am opposed to a sport that involves a headless goat carcass.  I can’t imagine why this hasn’t caught on in the rest of the world.

 


Ping Pong, pool, darts? I think it would be safer to just pass. 

 

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