Sunday, June 23, 2013

Rethinking my Position


 

 


In general, I’m not a fan of puppies in clothes, especially the tiny dogs bought to accessorize an ensemble for the sub-intelligent, intoxicated driving, trust fund set.  
 
 
 
If you are giving your dog some bling, then it’s time to reevaluate your priorities.

 


However, clothes for comedic purposes? That is another story!

 


I do love my four legged, tail wagging boys. Since they did not voluntarily agree to be transported to the land of 110 degrees, I had the snow dog to desert dog compensation house and run built.

 

I considered putting in a dog door through the kitchen wall to funnel the boys directly into the run. Then I decided to wait and see how it went.


 

Odin (the smaller of the two Berners) is relatively easy going.  He bounds down the stairs and stands at the back door, tail in full wag. Oscar, on the other hand, runs to the center of the kitchen floor, skids to a stop, flops to the ground and rolls on his back.  And there he will be staying.

 



Unfortunately, this has led to more than one morning of dragging the enormous dog a few feet across the tile while he lays there, completely passive, tongue out, finding the situation very amusing.

 

So, I’m thinking dog door through the wall and requiring Oscar to wear some cutting edge, synthetic based, zero fiction body suit. 
 
 
Cooperative or not, you’re going outside to enjoy the deluxe, air conditioned accommodations that I built for you!

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