Friday, June 28, 2013

Insight (Easy for some)



 

Some very insightful thoughts by my teen nephew.



My family has had the same cat for almost six years and we still call her "The cat".



Prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts.



That awkward moment when you are digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.



If you're ever sad just watch videos of puppies trying to go upstairs, and you will smile. That's what every fortune cookie should say.


4/20 is a day where people who smoke marijuana nearly every day continue to do so.



Last year Obama said he was 50, now he says he is 51... Which one is it Obama?



It’s like a house, just no running water, heating, A/C, electric; any utilities at all for that matter or drywall, but other than that . . . 



I'm becoming a pro at Photoshop. No big deal, but I can make a crowd of fat people look like one skinny person.



Is it just me or do girls post random things and put a heart after it as if it made the post more substantial?



That awkward moment in Twilight... the whole movie.



Me: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
iPhone 4S: 25 mph



Me: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
iPhone 4S: It depends if the woodchuck is African or European


 NOW TELL ME THAT'S NOT AWESOME!!!
 

2 comments :

Anonymous said...

He cracks me up. He helped me come up with awards for the pinewood derby that were hilarious. He is awesome!

marchmatron said...

He is pretty awesome!