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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Excellent Parenting!

The most effective way to get my oldest kid to do something is by threatening to post baby photos of her on Facebook.  What a fantastic time to be a parent! Embarrassing your kid in front of thousands of people is now a realistic option.


If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.  ~ Al Bernstein

In my youth there were words you couldn’t say in front of a girl; now you can’t say ‘girl.’  ~ Tom Lehrer

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.  ~Author Unknown


Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.  ~Earl Wilson

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