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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Dick Cheney, a man who lives up to his name.

"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." Dick Cheney

“You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders." Jesse Ventura
"This week, Dick Cheney was interviewed by ABC News, and he said that he will miss being vice president. Then he said, 'And I'll really miss being president.' That was the best part."-Conan O'Brien

"Dick Cheney said he felt terrible about shooting a 78-year-old man, but on the bright side, it did give him a great idea about how to fix Social Security." -Bill Maher

"Remember when the most embarrassing thing to happen to a vice-president was misspelling the word potato?" -Jimmy Kimmel

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