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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Air Force



“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.” Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

 
 
Maintenance complaints, in triplicate, on the appropriate forms, with the correct signatures, submitted to the proper chain of command and which may or may not be placed in the active task box.



Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."



Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."


Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."



Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."



Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."


 

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