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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Exercise via Peanuts

Generally speaking, I follow that Snoopy-ish, primordial drive: maximize caloric intake, minimize caloric output.


That whole cognition overriding maladaptive behavior? I think I missed out on some fundamental hard-wiring.

But should the famine come? Well then we’ll see who is maladaptive and who is saying, “Damn.  Should have gone to the Cheesecake Factory a little more often.”  

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” 

Jogging is very beneficial.  It’s good for your legs and your feet. It is also very good for the ground. It makes it feel useful.”


“One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.”


“I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.”

“More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.”

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