Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Does sighing count as exercise?

vintage image. Snoopy dancing when Charlie Brown bring out his dinner. Does sighing count as exercise?

Generally speaking, I follow that Snoopy-ish, primordial drive: maximize caloric intake and minimize caloric output . . . 

Snoopy eating pizza at night on his dog house. Sally what would you do if there was a burgler in the house? Snoopy send him out and I'll bark at him. Does sighing count as exercise?

as was intended . . .


Snoopy outside his dog house roasting a hot dog on a fire. Does sighing count as exercise?

pre cardiovascular disease days.

Snoopy holding a stack of cookies. Charlie Brown, I was about to fix you dinner. Snoopy, they are warm up cookies. Does sighing count as exercise?

That whole cognition overriding maladaptive behavior? I think I missed out on some fundamental hard-wiring.

Snoopy walking to the beach with a round tummy. Title Sumer Body. Does sighing count as exercise?

But should the famine come? Well, then we’ll just see who is maladaptive and who is saying, “Damn, I should have gone to the Cheesecake Factory a little more often.”

Charlie Brown to Snoopy. You know you need to learn to obey commands. Sit. Snoopy gets recliner and sits. Does sighing count as exercise?.jpg

Words of wisdom from our favorite Beagle and his compadres.

Snoopy lifting weights. Pump it Up.Does sighing count as exercise?

I'm in no shape to exercise.

Snoopy on his dog house. If you haven't jogged for awhile you should start off slow. Raises his legs in the air. That's slow enough. Does sighing count as exercise?

I'd say I'm one chocolate chip cookie away from happiness. 

Snoopy at karate watching Woodstock on a stack of bird friends, trying to hit the punching bag. Does sighing count as exercise?

More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.

Snoopy jumps rope while Lucy and Sally turn the rope. Does sighing count as exercise?

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

Charlie Brown asks Snoopy if he wants to go for a walk. Snoopy does a happy dance. Charlie Brown pushes Snoopy in a stroller. This isn't exactly what I had in mind. Does sighing count as exercise?.jpg

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Snoopy doing pushups with Woodstock on his back. Does sighing count as exercise?

Does sighing heavily all day count as exercise?
Snoopy on his doghouse, watches Woodstock go up and down. You like the new trampoline. Does sighing count as exercise?.jpg

I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Snoopy in a chef hat, carrying a sheet of cookies. It's not my fault. Chocolate chip cookies follow me wherever I go. Does sighing count as exercise?

It's not my fault. Chocolate chip cookies follow me wherever I go.

Snoopy stands on a scale in workout gear. Scale reads Get Lost. Title Back to the gym. Does sighing count as exercise?




Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It is also very good for the ground. It makes it feel useful.

vintage image. Charlie Brown out in the snow, watching Snoopy eating a stack of bones. Does sighing count as exercise?

All you need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Snoopy sitting in a bean bag, eating snacks and watching TV. Does sighing count as exercise?

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

#Snoopy #Peanuts #WorkOut

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