Monday, May 27, 2013

Carbohydrates versus Cohabitation

In my experience, a bar of chocolate has never disappeared from the cupboard only to return at 3 in the morning with some ridiculous excuse of having to working late.  A bar of chocolate has never failed to meet my expectations in that they are readily available, easily replaced and very consistence in performance. A bar of chocolate has never withdrawn money from the bank and forgot to tell me.  A bar of chocolate has never lost its keys, phone or official military ID.


And I have never, ever, had a bar of chocolate abandon me and my three little girls to cohabitate with a member of the opposite sex. 
Makes it a pretty easy call, right?


“Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate.” Unknown

“Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.” Sandra Boynton


“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.” Unknown

“Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.” Jason Love  

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