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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Modus Operandi

Bill Cosby has a stand-up act about kids.  Per Bill you aren’t really a parent until you have more than one kid.  An only child doesn’t whine, “Stop touching me!”  “Mom, make her stop!”  “I’ll smack you if you ever take my stuff ever again!” “Get out of or off of or away from the _________!” And my recent favorite, “Mom, tell her she can’t talk to my friends on Facebook!”

 


I have changed my modus operandi. “I’m am very sorry, but only one of you may live and I will be choosing the one who I think will be most attentive in my old age.”  
 
 

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