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Saturday, April 27, 2013

Evolution


 
The 13 year old has been looking up the varieties of finches in the Galapagos Islands. Why, you ask.  Well I’m guessing she didn’t randomly stumble on it, but other than that, I’m not sure.

 

Do they still have the evolution embargo in most public schools?

 


She also is a huge fan of “scientific” television programs proving that Mermaids exist. (At least she’s stopped being enamored by Big Foot.)

 


So here is her theory of evolution. Apes evolved into people and then people evolved into Mermaids. (I think she’s missing a few branches on her proposed evolutionary tree.)

 


Maybe we are both wrong.

 

We might turn up some irrefutable proof that, not only did God create the world six thousand years ago, but he also placed Mermaids, Big Foot and Unicorns in strategically hidden locations.  

 

It could have happened. Well, you prove it didn’t.   

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