Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Your Momma Has a Sweet Spirit

A few Mormon jokes, cause if you can’t laugh at your upbringing then you’ve missed out on something!

 

"The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print." Mark Twain


“Heck is where people go if they don’t believe in Gosh.”


What is the difference between LDS and LSD? You take one with a cube of sugar and the other with a pinch of salt.



You might be a Mormon if:  
Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.


“This could only be fun if you're a Mormon.” Negro Frijoles

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