Monday, March 11, 2013

That’s NOT Funny!!


In the event that I ever attend a church, it will have to be one with a sense of humor.
 
 

“What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.” Monty Python, The Life of Brian
 


“He was a preacher, and never charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it.” Mark Twain

 

"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure." Fred Allen

 

“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.” Spike Milligan

 

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."  George Burns

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