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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Table for One, Please


I have a contentious relationship with my kitchen.  I hate cooking, I’m not good at it, I have a steady income and I have the ability to drive. Combine these factors and I end up with lots of, “Table for one, please.” I had someone ask me the other day if I was going to start dating. Nope, I’m hitting my table for one, please groove!


 

“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” – Wendy Liebman



“I’m not single.  I’m in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.”


“I know why I am single. My parents-in-law were not able to have children...”
 
 

"I'm single because I was born that way." - Mae West

 
 
“I’m single because I’m not a “trophy wife” material.  I’m more of a “participation ribbon kind of gal.”

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