Tuesday, January 1, 2013


The Star Trek movie is coming out! How excited am I! I still have a few more Trekkie versus TwiHard comparisons but this time I’m going straight for the good stuff. And, if you aren’t a Trekkie, first, I’m sorry. Second, what is wrong with you? And third, feel free to move along and miss out on some of the best quotes ever! Quotes from Star Trek; the Voyage Home (where the crew travels back into to 1989 to rescue whales. Well why not?)
[Explaining Spock's odd behavior] Kirk: Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.
[Spock, learning how to use profanity] Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales. Dr. Gillian Taylor: I suppose they told you that. Spock: The hell they did.
Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumbass on you" and so forth. Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity? Spock: Yes. Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
Kirk: I’m not from space, I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

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