Friday, January 11, 2013

How Old Am I?

I am so old that buying the amount of music I remember fondly, evidently takes a “butt load of memory” per the knower of such things at the memory store. And that means I need to get an extra little bitty card to store all of the music and then find the little bitty card and put the little bitty card into the little bitty slot. I’m also old enough to be offended but the Rap Crap played at the dentist’s office. And while we are at it, I remember when 8 tracks came out. Ok so I’m one thousand years old.
“I want to take a moment to wish the senior citizens in our audience a happy Senior Citizens Day. In honor of Senior Citizens Day, today I ate an entire bowl of hard candy and pretended not to know what a laptop was.” Jimmy Kimmel
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball
“I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” Francis Bacon
“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.” Joey Adams

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