Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Driving – It’s Not for Everyone

With my older girls able to legally be on the road, I thought I would do a little bit on driving. All three of my girls are horrible back seat drivers. Sarcasm doesn’t work. “I think I was able to safely operate a motor vehicle long before you were born. Therefore, I don’t believe I require your assistance at this time.” So I started levying a fine per mouthy incident. That is more effective.
“Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there’s no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.” – Craig Ferguson

“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.” - Dan Rather
“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” - Noelie Altito

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