Saturday, December 8, 2012

I’m beginning to think the check isn’t in the mail.

Well the dems are still in power and now that I’m a displaced worker, I keep waiting for my share of the booty. I guess I should have paid for a better lobbyist.
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.” –P.J. O’Rourke,
”The Senate has sent President Obama a spending bill that gives the government enough money to keep going for two weeks. Our Congress has the financial planning skills of a college sophomore.” - Conan O’Brien
“The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, there’s a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget.” –Jimmy Fallon
"The federal government agreed on Sunday to provide an additional $30 billion to AIG. According to AIG, $15 billion will be used to build the world's biggest toilet, down which the other $15 billion will be flushed." --Seth Meyers

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