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Thursday, December 27, 2012

If you have to ask . . .

“If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.” JP Morgan.
That’s what is wrong with America today. Too many people trying to budget, spend responsibly and see the inventory sheet, the bill of sale, the financial management account or banking record. Be like Mr. Morgan, “If you DON’T ASK how much it costs, then you CAN afford it.” Oh wait . . .
“You know who the real JP Morgan is, right? He’s Captain Morgan’s drunk brother who’s bad with money.” Jay Leno
“JPMorgan lost $2 billion in bad trades. They made bad investments — for example, those gay wedding chapels in North Carolina. What were they thinking?” David Letterman
“The Justice Department has launched a probe into JPMorgan’s $2.3 billion loss. I believe it’s called ‘Operation wink, nod, and look the other way.’ ” Jay Leno

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