Monday, December 31, 2012

Damn Female Athletes!

Damn female athletes, wanting rights and to compete and stuff. Before you know it, they’ll be wanting to wear pants.
Athletic outfits for women:
Well, they are just standing there. I wonder if the men wore jackets and ties.
I guess you could pick up your skirt to chase a ball. Win a title and look demure while doing so.
What happens if your skate gets caught in the hem? I’m thinking possible underwear exposure with some broken teeth.
A little more functional.
Hey, look at this! However, that was the year the American women’s team couldn’t compete because of apparel regulations.
Wow pants!
Even more exciting, shorts!
Of course now things have changed a little. A huge amount of money goes into research and development. And a huge amount of money goes into looking good while hoping all appropriate body parts are covered.
Which generally, works out well,
but not always.
Obviously, things haven’t changed for everyone.
And then, well, why wear them at all ladies?
How good does a female athlete have to be before we just call her an athlete? I'm guessing better at athletics than I am. Hard to imagine!

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