Friday, November 23, 2012

The Fatty Diet

Bile Beans, reducing soap and sanitized tape worms . . . something to consider for 2013 when I become waiflike and nubile because New Year’s resolutions always work!
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. - Beth McCollister
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. - Hugh Allen
This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...

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