Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Don’t wear a tired thirsty face!

“An ice-cold Coca-Cola is more than just a drink. It’s a very particular kind of drink - combining those pleasant, wholesome substances which foremost scientists say do most in restoring you to your normal self.”
See! All of you silly people trying to make me drink water so I would miss out on the wholesome substances of Coke! Granted, the ad is from 1933, but I need to point out a few errors. First, what is with the teeny, tiny glass? Girl you need to walk yourself down to the 7-11 and get yourself a super big gulp. Second, ditch the regular Coke for even more wholesome substances in the Diet Coke WITH Cherry or Lime or Vanilla or Black Cherry AND Vanilla. Finally, I don’t want to be restored to my “normal” self. I want transcend into an artificial-sweetener bliss face, even if it does involve the constant, have to pull over and find a bathroom face. A small price to pay.

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