Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Cranial Torture

I had a hair appointment yesterday and after having to reschedule twice, I figured I should go. Also, I’m going to guess that future hair coloring visits will be avoided until I am making some money.
So I had her color it as close to my natural shade of ugly brown as she could. That way, when I apply for a job, I won’t have two-toned emo hair.
I could however go in the opposite direction and embellish my face with multiple piercings and a few facial tattoos. Then, when no one hires me, I could sue based on discrimination. I wouldn’t even need a job. I could just continue to apply for them.
Anyway, for those of you who don’t know, I HATE TOUCHING and unfortunately hair care is a contact sport. A new gal did the shampoo and she really got into the deep scalp massage, to the point where it should have ended in our engagement.
After paying for two hours of cranial torture, instead of sassy chestnut hair I have conservative, sensible brown hair. I blame the 1%. They ruin everything.

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