Tuesday, October 9, 2012

On Women

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. Dorothy Parker
The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend? “Yes Dear…"
One day I was slicing an apple when I accidentally cut off my husband's penis. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. — Anna Williams.
I am the boss in this house. My wife told me so.

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