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Sunday, October 21, 2012

On the Olympics

The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it’s nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets. –Conan O’Brien
An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you’re swimming. –Conan O’Brien
Olympic officials said Saudi Arabia’s first female athlete will be allowed to compete while wearing a headscarf. A Saudi woman said she’s thrilled about the ruling. All she needs now is a man to drive her to the Olympics. –Conan O’Brien
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. –Craig Ferguson

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