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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

What’s wrong with America?

Two words and they aren’t “carrier politicians” or “national debt.” They are “Paris Hilton.”(Although a strong case could be made for “The Kardashians.”) Come on! Why is an intellectually-challenged, narcissistic, skanky socialite so popular? I’m pretty sure it’s a sign of the apocalypse or of a general decline in IQ.
I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, No! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.
It hurts that, you know, the media's made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character--they think that I don't have any feelings, and, you know, it hurts like anyone else.
I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff.
I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.
There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon.
I’m like an American princess.

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