Sunday, September 9, 2012

On Divorce

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.” ~ Will Farrell
“An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.”Ann Landers
~“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” ~ Groucho Marx
“I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” ~ Lewis Grizzard
“Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the bastard crucified.” ~ J.B. Handlesman
“Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.” - Rich Vos
I think - therefore I'm single - Lizz Winstead

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