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Sunday, September 16, 2012

On Being Fat

“It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.” --Miranda Ingram
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you`ve met your New Year`s resolution. - Jay Leno
A great thing about being fat is you're hot . . . historically.

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