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Friday, July 6, 2012

Something Funny

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” - Steven Wright
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.”
“We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

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