Monday, July 23, 2012

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Knights of Camelot: We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to? French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant: ... I got better. Crowd: Burn her anyway!

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