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Saturday, June 2, 2012

On Aging

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. ~ George Burns
I hope I never get so old I get religious. ~ Ingmar Bergman
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." ~ Claude D. Pepper
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin