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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Civilized


If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. - Orson Welles

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Monday, July 24, 2017

Cups and Coins and Education


An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin



An educated man can never be poor. - Jewish proverb


Statements obviously made prior to the current American school loan structure.



Saturday, July 22, 2017

Human Body Parts Only


A Johns Hopkins study estimates that more than 250,000 Americans die each year from medical errors. According to CDC's data, that number of deaths is only exceeded by heart disease and cancer . . . 



revealing the underpinnings of the revised Trumpcare bill.


Paul Ryan will explain the details. 





Questions?




Dad Pants



I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience. - Ronald Reagan Debate with Walter Mondale (October 21, 1984)



Friday, July 21, 2017

My Father

A hilarious, recurring joke by Merlin Mann. 
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Things Eric Trump might say about his father:


"My father's an important man. He's the only human visible from space. Once, he delivered a white baby in a hansom cab with a fountain pen."

"Every car my father has ever been in doubled in value."



"My father is a great man. He has seen many boats. When he eats, all the food is gone."

"My father is a great man. He has very large limbs and devours planets. My Dad invented water. He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."




"My father is a large man with unbreakable bones. He dug the Mississippi River with a car key. He recently invented jai alai."

"My father makes large deals. He fishes using only his enormous hands. In 1991, my Dad turned a pie into a Freemason. He wrote Deuteronomy."